We Know It Was You
See Volume II, Issue V, Apology to the Residents of the Boys Dorm 3rd Floor
Gwen,
Hey queen, I’m writing for the boys dorm 3rd floor. Just want to say a few things:
- No shade on you, but the whole anonymous thing didn’t work too well. There’s only one person around with a pink bullwhip, so we figured it out pretty quickly. No shade, wanted you to know.
- We got your gummies and accept your apology. In the future, please let us know ahead of time so we can be ready in costume.
- We’re really sorry for what Joe said, you definitely didn’t deserve that. Let us know if he bothers you again.
Sincerely,
— Residents of the Boys Dorm 3rd Floor, c/o Hank Fry (IRL: Joshua Black)
P.S. Just for future reference, we can’t be ready in costume if you don’t let us know ahead of time.